Meme time!
First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use
[ Dani just picked muses out of her muse box. Basically a small jar with lots of paper scraps and muse's names written on them. ]
1. Nunchucks [ FFVII: Before Crisis ]
2. Elfe [ FFVII: Before Crisis ]
3. Throwing Knives [ FFVII ]
4. Sparda [ DMC]
5. Mako-chan [ Sailor Moon ]
6. Rufus [ FFVII ]
7. Vexen [ KH ]
8. Alfonse Heidrich [ FMA ]
9. James Potter [ HP ]
10. Irvine [ FFVIII ]
11. Henry [ Silent Hill ]
12. Yukito [ Cardcaptor Sakura ]
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
6. Henry may have more paitent, but Rufus has the brains. Sorry, Henry. You really lack in that area.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
.... HOLY FUCK. WHY. WHY. For those who don't know me that well. OH MY GOD. Elfe. I want in that woman's pants.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Probably to go pick up food at the marketplace. xD Poor Al. So used.
What is, or would be, 9's favorite book?
Who needs books when you've got the Marauder's Map?
Would it make more sense for 2 to swear to 6, or the other way around?
For Elfe to swear to Rufus, or Rufus to swear to Elfe? Oh mein gott. Neither! Both are too proud. But LOGICALLY, regardless of the FFVII situation, Elfe would.
For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
9 is safer. Al cooks and is a good little boy. James would probably seduce and sex up Mako. Probably get her pregnant or something. xD
2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Elfe, Vexen, and Yukito. Hm. They'd go to an all you can eat buffet, so Vexen can have ice cream and Yukito can just pig out. I don't know what they'd discuss. Elfe would just sit there and think of how much Vexen reminds her of Fuhito, and halfway through the dinnerdate Yukito will passout with his face in the spaghetti.
3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Irvine the womanizer vs. Andii. xD Wow. That's good. But Andii would totally end up kicking his ass.
If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Nunchucks wouldnt steal. n.n; Unless it was his job. Even then, he'd feel bad. But he'd still Edward, probably, like kidnap. And I'm not sure how Alfonse would, but I know he'd try damn hard.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
.... VEXEN AND YUKITO. GAH.
.... Uh. Im brain dead.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Sparda and Nunchucks. Uh. Fuck. xD I can see Sparda thinking Shin-Ra an evil group that needed to be taken care of, and he'd run into Nunchucks and by the gods above.. uh... STRIKEN BY SPARDAS HAWTNESS HE DECIDES TO HELP HIM.
If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Vexen... wow. I honestly would probably hide. Or get annoyed by his science talk.
If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Uh. Besides sex? Teach me how she takes such good care of people.
Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
Henry? Dear gods, I hope none of them are that stupid.
If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Elfe... vs Sparda or Mako? Probably Sparda. She likes his sense of justice, and we're not talking the Sailor Moon justice. Plus he's a good father. nn;
What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
' ' What time do you have to be back in heaven? ' ' < -- Taken from a website of bad pick up lines. xD
1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Nunchucks would be nice and pull his chopsticks back and apologize. Rufus would huff and smack Yukito's chopsticks away. And while Yukito will look down trodden, Rufus will emerge victorious.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Indecent Exposure [ PANTY SHOT XD ]
What is 6's secret?
He's an exhibitionist. Just he can't be. uu;
If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
James Potter, hes got the broom. Besides, Eileen would slow Henry down.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Alfonse. Seriously. nn; Vexen is scary.
1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this ficstory?
*Inserts names and tries again.*
Nunchucks and James Potter reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Sparda's sinister secret organization. Henry volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Sparda. Meanwhile, Sparda has kidnapped Yukito in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Mako-chan, they seek out Throwing Knives, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this ficstory?
Fucking. Crack. >> End of story.